May 2013
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May 24th
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“Ok sounds great talk to you later… maybe.”
– Me after a telephone interview what the fuck is wrong with me
May 24th
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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imkindanewhere: beer and netflix :) 
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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Amazing story from the guy who wrote 'Hitchhikers...
This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I’d gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of cookies. I went and sat at a table. I want you to picture the scene. It’s very...
May 6th
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May 5th
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SexDrugsMoneyFame: Drive →
desolatedmind: watch Drive with friend calls me up one day to pick him up and drive him somewhere preparing, I put on a cool jacket, put on some gloves (cool) and quickly download the OST of Drive I drive up to his place he is waiting, along with two girls, one of whom I remember from back in high…
May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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desolatedmind: I’ve got kittens and ponies and I treat them like hoes.
May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
74 posts
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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More of the Internet's Weirdest →
Play this at my funeral. Wailing sax ftw
Apr 27th
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Bringing to you the internet's weirdest →
I highly encourage you to hit ‘random’ and find whatever weird crap comes up. It’s all sfw
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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…it was then that I realized the value of being required to read all those becoming of age stories in middle school english class. Jk those were dumb as shit #yolo
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
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the-skankin-sloth: I came downstairs and my mom was in hysterics on the couch laughing at something and when i asked what it was she said in between giggles “your..6th grade..panic at the disco..chris angel mindfreak..phase..” damn it So tonight I decided to tag search “Chris Angel.” Did not disappoint.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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“My great-uncle got crushed to death in an orgy. It just started randomly, when...”
– Internet guy, in some dark confessional corner of the internet.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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“I used to always get confused playing Runescape when it didn’t let me say...”
– Internet guy reflecting on his internet 13 year old self.
Apr 24th
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